10+ Things Your Cat Is Desperately Trying To Tell You
6. The greatest live theatrical experience ever, better than Broadway, is when I knock your stuff off the counter
Don’t you see? I’m trying to expose you to culture.
7. Your computer is putting out some serious radiation, so I must sit on it when you use it…to protect you
8. The toilet WILL engulf you if I don’t stand and watch when you go to the bathroom
9. No one understands you like I do. Thusly, you should only pay attention to me
10. Dogs are responsible for the depletion of the ozone layer.
11. The thing you’re eating is actually mine.
What do you think?